(Brake & Fill attendant) Andy Jacobs on customers: I have to watch what I say so I don't get fired, but these people that come in here are just too ridiculous not to talk about. There are people that come in here everyday. Everyday! They come seven days a week, and spend almost twenty dollars a day. They buy their habits or addictions, coffee or sodas, hot dogs or pizza slices, and they grab a snack or two. That comes to about a hundred-forty dollars a week, and when they need repairs on their car; they complain they can't afford it. Are you f$%^ing kidding me? Seriously! Where's their f$%^ing head at? Then you have the customers that get gas and want to argue with me about the price. "If you don't like the price," I say, "then go somewhere else. What the hell do I have to do with the price?" Their dumb answer is that I work here. Yeah, I work here, and I have to deal with you geniuses everyday to pay my bills and keep food on my table. My favorite customers never put down their phone. They pump their gas looking at their phones, and sometimes go over the intended amount, then they come crying to me about it. I tell them, "don't pull out without paying; I'll be calling the police as soon as you do." Then you have the ones that come inside looking at their phone. I say 'hi' to them, and they don't answer me, then they try to pour coffee still looking at their phone. Just one more thing for me to do; clean up after them. They get in line to pay with people in front of them, and when it's their turn they're still standing in the same spot. Never knew the people weren't there any longer. WOW! I bet if we were handing out phones they would know who's next. Still looking at their phone, they walk back to their vehicle right in front of cars coming and going, but that's okay. "THEY'RE MY FAVORITES, AND I SAY THEY'RE F$%^ING WONDERFUL!"
